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Selena Gomez Concert Booty Pictures & Video

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When you attend a Selena Gomez concert you are going to see copious amounts of Mexican ass, and we aren’t talking about her donkey (they had to put it down 2 shows into the tour).


As you can see in the video above and the photos below, Selena Gomez’s stage show basically involves her bending over and flashing her booty in skirts that are much too small.


While this Selena Gomez upskirt butt flashing is certainly cheaper than pyrotechnics or lasers, it is not nearly as interesting, and much more harmful to the eyes if you stare at it for too long. Clearly there is just no replacing the entertainment value and captivating stage presence of that donkey.

 

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Selena Gomez Belly Dancing GIF

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Selena Gomez has once again offended Islam! This time Selena desecrated the holy Muslim art of belly dancing with her squat Mexican frame.


As you can see in the GIF above, Selena Gomez rotates her wide hips while doing a belly dance roll. The fact that we can not only see Selena’s sinful feminine curves, but her ass as well, proves that Selena doesn’t know the first thing about belly dancing.


Belly dancing must be performed in a burka, so that the sight of a woman’s shape does not offend the Muslim aesthetic. That is why it is preferable that young dancing boys (bacha bazi) do the dance, so that us Muslim men can appreciate its seductive movements without fear of sinfully lusting after a woman.

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Miley Cyrus Perfects New Praying Style

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Miley Cyrus is nothing if not an innovator, as she is always pushing the envelop and raising the standard for what it means to be a pious Muslimina.


It is hard to believe that it has been just 3 and a half years since we first discovered that Miley Cyrus was a Muslim. Since that time we’ve watched as Miley has grown ever more devout and committed to the Jihad, as she hastens the downfall of the Western world by promoting unimagined amounts of depravity.


Now Miley Cyrus has once again demonstrated her unwavering love for Islam, by using her immense creative talents to invent a new praying style. As you can see in the GIF above, Miley Cyrus’ praying style is without question the most pious and aesthetically pleasing.


No doubt this method of praying will soon be all the rage in every mosque from Tehran to Tikrit. I myself have already begun practicing these movements, and plan to debut them at evening prayer tonight.

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Beyonce’s Booty In A Thong GIF

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Pop star Beyonce shows her enormous Sub-Saharan booty in a thong in this GIF from her new “Partition” music video.


After advertising her large powerful hindquarters like this Beyonce is sure to fetch top dinar at a Damascus slave market. The only thing left is for an enterprising merchant to capture the beast, and ensure she gets all her shots before putting her on the auction block.


I would certainly be an interested party in the purchase of this Beyonce creature, and I have many dried figs saved up to offer in exchange. I must admit I have often fantasized about plowing Beyonce’s big black ass… of course by that I mean attaching a plow to her rump and having her till the land by luring her forward with a stick with a watermelon on the end of it.

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Kim Kardashian Posts Yoga Pants Booty Pics

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This weekend porn star Kim Kardashian posted more Photoshoped fake candid pictures to her Instagram in an effort to prove she isn’t disgustingly fat.


As you can see in the series of photos above, Kim Kardashian and her friend “Blac Chyna” (I kid you not that is her name) show off their bulbous asses and remarkably narrow waists in yoga pants.


However, on closer examination of the first 2 photos, you can clearly see by the warping off the door frame and tile where Kim’s Photoshop team modified the pics to eliminate her bulging rolls of semen stained fat. In fact the 3rd photo in this series appears to be the only authentic picture of the bunch.

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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Tits And Ass Out To Run An Errand

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The Qur’an teaches us that the more mass an object has the more force that is required to get that object in motion. That is why Kim Kardashian rarely gets off her enormous duff as the amount of effort needed for her to waddle out into the world is incredible.


However, as you can see in the photos below, Walmart must have been having a sale on black cock this weekend because Kim Kardashian actually took her gigantic tits and ass out.


Kim Kardashian’s bulbous sex organs certainly appear to be testing the elasticity of her clothing’s fabric. If one of those Chinese kids ever miss a stitch on one of Kim’s outfits the resulting blubber spill out would no doubt cause significant property damage, and loss of life.

 

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Rihanna Thong Swimsuit Pics From The Brazilian Jungle

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Pop star Rihanna was photographed by a spider monkey showing off her ass in a thong swimsuit deep in the Brazilian jungle.


As you can see from Rihanna’s swollen hindquarters, she is clearly in heat and desperate to mate as she wades through the muddy jungle waters shouting her “rude boy” mating call.


The fact that Rihanna has to go to the end’s of the earth to find males that are willing to have sex with her, speaks volumes about her reputation as a banged out whore. Unfortunately just the sight of Rihanna’s body has caused 6 endangered species to go extinct. The local tribesmen must bite the bullet and breed with Rihanna soon, before her sluttery irreparably damages this pristine jungle’s ecosystem.

 

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Beyonce’s Booty Performance At The Grammys

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Beyonce’s booty showcased its immense musical talent while performing at The Grammys this weekend.


As you can see in the photos below, infidel music has degraded to the point were it is now nothing more than whores like Beyonce bending over and sticking out their asses while lip-syncing over primitive synthesized beats.


Of course the only music us Muslims want to hear from Beyonce and her fellow pop whores is the sweet sound of our righteous stones bouncing off of their skulls as they groan in unison. With a little auto-tune and enough radio play it should go right to #1 on iTunes.

 

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AnnaSophia Robb Big Ass Booty Pic Compilation

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AnnaSophia Robb is a former child actress who starred in such films as “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and “Soul Surfer”, and who is currently starring in The CW show “The Carrie Diaries”.


She also has a face like Scarlett Johansson and an ass like Kim Kardashian (only with 70% less black guy splooge), as you can see in the booty pics compiled below.


After seeing these pictures of AnnaSophia Robb’s thick meaty butt, I know every red-blooded male is thinking one thing… “damn I’d like to hook her up to a plow”.


With her powerful rump I bet AnnaSophia could till acreages of land in a single day! She would certainly be a highly valued piece of livestock. I’ll be saving up my dinars in the hope that AnnaSophia goes up for auction at the slave market in Kabul soon.

 

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AnnaSophia Robb’s Thick Butt In A Pink Nightie

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“The Carrie Diaries” star AnnaSophia Robb shows off her thick ass in a pink nightie in the GIF above.


It is refreshing to see that even though AnnaSophia Robb has a fat ass and bleached blonde hair she is not laying with a man of African decent.


However with a booty like this it seems to be just a matter of time before AnnaSophia Robb gets “culturally enriched” by a gang of “urban youths”. Her only hope of staying safe is to make sure that she always carries pepper spray, job applications, and a sense of paternal responsibility to ward off her would be attackers.

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Michelle Monaghan’s Ass In A Thong For ‘True Detective’

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Michelle Monaghan, star of such films as “Gone Baby Gone” and “Eagle Eye”, shows her surprisingly plump ass in a thong in the GIF below from the HBO series “True Detective”.


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I have yet to see this “True Detective” show, but it seems to me that the only thing these police officers are detecting is slutty women. Which in the degenerate US of A is certainly not hard to do, especially in a state like Texas. Perhaps a more apt title for the show would be “Mediocre Detectives F*ckin”.


However, if this show were to somehow combine Michelle Monaghan’s ass in this GIF and Alexandra Daddario’s tits in this one with Woody Harrelson’s face, that would certainly be a woman us Muslims would be interested in watching.

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Hilary Duff Defiles Easter With Her Ass In Yoga Pants

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Former Disney star Hilary Duff defiles the holy Christian holiday of Easter by flaunting her ass in yoga pants while wearing crosses on her shirt in the photos below.


For those who do not know, Easter is the celebration of the resurrection of the zombie Jew God Jesus. After being dead for 3 days Jesus returned on Easter Sunday to exact his revenge on his killers by disguising himself as a bunny and hiding their eggs and eating all their candy.


Of course anyone who knows anything about Jesus knows that he despised tight female ass, as her preferred the company of 12 men (“disciples”) and one banged out old whore (Mary Magdalene).


That is why these Hilary Duff yoga pants pictures are so insensitive and personally offensive to Jesus. Unfortunately Christians lack the moral fortitude of us Muslims, and will not cast one stone or vile of acid at Hilary to avenge this slight against their Lord and Savior.

 

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Bella Thorne Showing Off Her Underage Butt Again

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16-year-old Disney star Bella Thorne spent the weekend showing off her tiny tight underage butt, first in short shorts at Coachella, and then in a pink bikini poolside with her friends.


It is simply ridiculous that at 16-years-old Bella Thorne is allowed to be out prostituting her body with a guy who looks like he is twice her age and addicted to meth. Where are Bella’s parents? Probably at home counting all the Jew gold they received from selling Bella to the Disney corporation.


Only in the degenerate West would a teen girl like Bella be allowed to go around with her ass hanging out. Thankfully in the civilized Islamic world girls Bella’s age do not act like this, as they are all busy at home serving their husbands while preparing to birth their 3rd child.

 

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Selena Gomez Shows Off Her New Butt Implants In Tight Jeans

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Selena Gomez shows off her new butt implants while walking the street in high heels and tight jeans in the photos below.


Looking at Selena Gomez’s new ass in these jeans it is clear to see that she has gone with the “red beans and rice” model of butt implant which is so popular among her fellow Mexican chiquitas.


With the confidence from her new shapely booty, Selena Gomez will finally be able to realize the Mexican American dream of getting knocked up with a litter of little chalupas, so that she can collect welfare.


In fact statistics have shown that there is a direct relationship between the size of an ethnic woman’s backside and how much of a drain she is on society. So after seeing Selena’s new butt in these jeans there is no doubt that she will soon be suckling at the government’s teat.

 

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Iggy Azalea Naked Photo Leaked

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Iggy Azalea is an Australian rapper and mudshark who currently has the #1 (“Fancy”) and #2 (“Problems”) most popular songs in the depraved infidel West. Iggy also just had the naked picture below of her with her basketball player boyfriend Nick Young leaked online.


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Of course after seeing this nude photo, Iggy Azalea’s meteoric rise to the top of the pop music world should come as no surprise. Because not only does Iggy promote blasphemous race mixing, but she is also a tremendous whore with a fat ass. As we have seen from the likes of Kim Kardashian and others, this is a potent mix that the degenerate infidel public can not resist.


Yes as long as Iggy Azalea continues to slut it up with “urban youths” she will continue to be considered a tremendous musical talent in the West. Who knows maybe one day she will even eclipse “The Beatles” in number of hit songs. Iggy definitely stands a good chance considering she already has two, and those floppy-haired Brits never leaked any nude photos after banging a black guy.

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Kaley Cuoco Thick Booty Bikini Beach Pics

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“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco shows off her surprisingly thick booty while on the beach in a bikini in the photos below.


Who knew Kaley Cuoco possessed such a powerful and shapely backside. I think I speak for every red-blooded Muslim man here when I say I wouldn’t mind harnessing her to a plow and having her work my fields for a day.


Yes Kaley Cuoco shows much promise in these bikini beach pictures, and she may yet learn what a real “big bang” is when a virile Muslim’s enormous nut satchel smacks against her plump ass. For not only is Kaley Cuoco’s hindquarters field ready, but her new haircut makes her appear pleasingly unfeminine. This is a potent combination that every true Muslim man desires.

 

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics From Mexico

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Jessica Alba has become the latest celebrity this summer to prostitute her nearly nude body in a bikini while vacationing in the 3rd world shithole country of Mexico.


Mexico’s tourism bureau must have purchased billboards above every Beverly Hills abortion and VD clinic, as it seems as if every heathen harlot in Hollywood is heading down there to expose their sinful bodies in bikinis this year.


Of course for Jessica Alba going to Mexico must be a bit of a homecoming, because based on her complexion, bent over posture, and the fact that after having a couple of kid’s her ass looks like someone let the air out of it, Jessica is almost certainly part Mexican. Who knows, perhaps now that Jessica Alba is in her ancestral homeland she will reconnect with her roots, find a nice donkey to settle down with, and ride off into the sunset never to return.

 

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Selena Gomez’s Ass Hanging Out Of Her Cut Off Shorts

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Selena Gomez arrives for her monthly appointment at the Hollywood Abortion Center with her ass hanging out of her cut off jean shorts in the photos below.


Of course it should come as no surprise that Selena Gomez is traipsing around Los Angeles with her sloppy Mexican booty on display, as anyone with any moral sense could clearly see that Selena was a degenerate slut years ago when she was whoring it up on the Disney Channel in the “Wizards of Waverly Place”.


In fact there is an old saying that after seeing these Selena Gomez butt pics seems apropos, “You can take the girl out of Tijuana, but you can’t take the donkey semen out of Selena Gomez”. Those are certainly words to live by, and while looking at Selena’s ass in these cut offs seem all to true.

 

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Jennifer Lopez ‘Booty’ Single Cover

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Jennifer Lopez shows off her surprisingly toned and shapely posterior in this photo for the cover of her new aptly titled single “Booty”.


Jennifer Lopez has been able to maintain her impressive ass despite being 45-years-old (or 127-years-old in female Puerto Rican years) by strictly following a three-pronged approach.


First, Jennifer Lopez had her womb removed as a small child, so unlike her Puerto Rican contemporaries Jennifer’s body has not been ravaged from years of having back-alley abortions and shitting bastard kids for welfare. Secondly, Jennifer Lopez drinks a vat of virgin’s blood every night before going to bed while swearing allegiance to her dark lord and master Satan. Thirdly and perhaps most importantly, Jennifer Lopez uses a shit ton of airbrushing and Photoshop on all her pictures. Seriously it is impossible to tell if this is actually a black and white photo or just a pencil drawing.

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Bella Thorne’s Weekend On Social Media

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16-year-old former Disney star Bella Thorne was a busy girl this weekend, capturing all of her debauchery in photos for social media.


As you can see in the pics below, Bella started her weekend off by posting a photo of her taut teen ass in a skintight dress while she stares out a window contemplating her depraved thoughts.


Bella Thorne then got together with her mulatto friend to dress like whores and go workout at the gym. Bella and this mixed breed abomination then put on bikinis, and headed to the beach were they met up with some friends and a couple of homoqueers with surfboards. Bella and the gang then posed for a photo showing off their butts while looking out over the Pacific Ocean, no doubt daydreaming about swimming across and up the Arabian Sea to the Middle East to serve in the harems of us virile Muslim men.

 

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