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Iggy Azalea And Jennifer Lopez Compare Butts

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Jennifer Lopez and rapper Iggy Azalea compare their big butts on this single cover for the remix to Jennifer’s aptly titled song “Booty”.


The fact that both Jennifer and Iggy aren’t hooked up to harnesses and using their enormous rumps to plow a field speaks volumes about the degenerate and wasteful nature of Western culture. Us Muslims can not imagine allowing such fine pieces of farming equipment to deteriorate through careless misuse in the form of auto-tuned singing, dancing, and worst of all interracial sex.


Yes both Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea have blasphemously squandered the abundant booty gifts that Allah so graciously bestowed upon them. Truly he is a benevolent and forgiving God to allow both Jennifer and Iggy to go on living with just a nasty incurable case of militant gonorrhea as punishment for their crimes.

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Jennifer Lopez Takes Her Booty Out In Yoga Pants

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Jennifer Lopez takes her famous big booty out for a stroll in New York City while in yoga pants in the photos below.


JLo’s ass is certainly testing the textile strength of those yoga pants. Of course this is not surprising as Jennifer belongs to a tribe of Mexicans called “Puerto Ricans” who are known for their abnormally large posteriors… as well as their irrational national pride and for being a general annoyance because of both the tone and volume of their voices.


As a 45-year-old woman Jennifer Lopez’s butt is actually quite small by Puerto Rican standards. The typical Puerto Rican girl’s ass usually doubles in size every 3 years starting at the age of 12. By the time the average Puerto Rican woman is 45-years-old she is usually nothing but one gigantic ass with some nasty frizzy black hair and hoop earrings.

 

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Ariana Grande’s Cheeky Performance Pic

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Ariana Grande shows off her tight little ass in this “cheeky” romper while performing on Australian TV.


Obviously Ariana Grande still has a lot to learn about the music industry, as just barely showing the cheeks of her taut butt is not going to help to sell records in today’s degenerate Western music market. Ariana would be wise to take notes from the photo below of veteran pop star Jennifer Lopez performing at “Fashion Rocks” just the other day.


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Now clearly JLo knows what the pop music listening infidel audience wants to see and hear. Which is of course a fat ass ethnic woman lip-syncing to computerized vocals while she gaps her enormous booty on stage.


And so if Ariana Grande wants to have any staying power in the music business then the next time she performs on stage she better take a page from JLo’s book and let the crowd check her for polyps while they watch her dinner from the night before being slowly digested in her lower intestine.

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Iggy Azalea Offends Muslims With Her Camel Toe

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Rapper Iggy Azalea has greatly offended us pious Muslims by showing her camel toe while in concert in this photo below.


How dare Iggy Azalea defile the good name of the noble camel by imitating its toe with her diseased coal burning lady crotch like this. Rest assured that Iggy will feel the wrath of a strongly worded fatwa shortly.


Of course it should come as no surprise that Iggy would launch this cowardly attack on Islam, as she is now America’s favorite mud shark whore. Every song Iggy puts her retarded mumbling gibberish on (which she calls “rapping”) seems to go to the top of the charts. One can only hope that one day soon a camel is able to enact its revenge by kicking Iggy in throat, shutting her up once and for all.

 

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Ariana Grande Bends Over And Shakes Her Ass

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Ariana Grande bends over and shakes her tight little ass while in extremely short shorts in the GIF above.


As you can see, Ariana Grande is putting on this booty shaking performance in the office of famed Zionist music producer Morty Saperstein. Which is surprising because Morty usually prefers that his slutty young pop stars do their butt shaking on his lap while he tweaks his nipples and counts all the Jew gold he’s acquired from using whores like Ariana to sell auto-tuned sex to the depraved infidel masses.


Yes this Ariana Grande ass shaking GIF is just a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of the Zionist controlled music industry. Which is of course an industry Ariana Grande feels right at home in after having been a child star on Nickelodeon in the even seedier Zionist controlled children’s television industry.

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Kim Kardashian Shows Her Bare Ass

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Kwanzaa has come early this year as Kim Kardashian shows off her enormous bare ass in the new issue of Paper magazine.


Abids will no doubt be chimping out over this photo of Kim Kardashian’s bulbous backside, especially since her prolific posterior appears to have been freshly rubbed down with a generous helping of chicken grease and watermelon juice.


Yes Kim Kardashian certainly knows how to pander to her fan base of booty obsessed Sub-Saharans and the trashy obese mudsharks who love them. For not only is Kim Kardashian fulfilling every black man’s fantasy with this greasy ass pic, but she is also showing millions of disgusting coal burner whores that in the West it is glamorous to be a fat AIDS ridden skank.

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Ariana Grande Flaunts Her Ass At The Bambi Awards

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Ariana Grande flaunts her tight little ass while performing at the Bambi Awards in Berlin, Germany in the photos below.


One can easily see why Ariana Grande would win a Bambi Award, as every red-blooded Muslim male certainly wants to thump her… Not with our mighty manhoods of course, but rather with our righteous stones for being such an ungodly nubile cock tease.


Yes Ariana’s slutty antics and Kewpie doll good looks enrage us pious Muslims, as we know that she has forsaken her Allah given purpose of getting on all fours and squealing like a filthy pig as us Muslims pound away at her bunny holes. Instead Ariana has chosen a life of sin by strutting around half naked for the profits of Zionists, and promoting blasphemous race mixing with her crappy rapper boyfriend. Surely some divine retribution is coming Ariana’s way soon.

 

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Bella Thorne Teen Booty Shake

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17-year-old former Disney star Bella Thorne shakes her teen booty while in tight white short shorts in the GIF above.


With this booty shaking GIF, Bella is clearly trying to advertise her fitness to us virile Muslim men. Unfortunately for Bella, even if us Muslims forgive the fact that she is well past her prime breeding years, her ass (though admirably shaped for a girl of her slender frame) would never be able to properly pull the plow.


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Further inspection of Bella’s butt in a tight white jumpsuit at the premiere of “Horrible Bosses 2″ in the photo above, solidifies the point that Bella is ill-suited for intense manual labor, and is thus a completely useless woman. Bella should just do the world a favor and stop trying to prostitute her ass at once, and put on a martyr vest and call it day. Her best years are clearly behind her, and her behind does nothing to change that fact.

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Selena Gomez Performs Slutty Mexican Hat Dance

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Selena Gomez performs an extremely slutty Mexican hat dance in a crop top and tight black leather short shorts in the GIF above.


The Mexican hat dance or “Jarabe Tapatío” is a proud custom in heathen Mexico, and traditionally involves a group of lazy tequila drunk Mexicans stumbling around a dirty sombrero that has fallen on the floor. However, Selena Gomez is an innovator and appears to have added a new sexual element to the dance by sticking her barely covered booty out while she twirls around the sombrero.


No doubt this Selena Gomez Mexican hat dance will soon become all the rage from Guadalajara to Chihuahua, causing a sharp spike in the already high Mexican birth rate resulting in an even larger influx of Mexican bottom feeders pouring into the United States. This wave of immigrants will tax the American infrastructure and finally cause it to collapse, and us Muslims will pounce and establish our caliphate and purge the lands of the infidels. And it will all be thanks to Selena Gomez and this slutty Mexican hat dance.

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Ariana Grande Shaking Her Booty At Jingle Ball In Miami

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Ariana Grande continued to desecrate the Christmas season by whoring her sinful body at the last stop of the Jingle Ball 2014 tour in Miami.


As you can see in the GIF below, Ariana Grande dressed up as the horned winter demon Zaltar while exposing the bare side of her tight little ass during a dance number.


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If that wasn’t bad enough Ariana then changed into a slutty costume that is as black as her soul, and continued to flaunt her taut hindquarters while wearing two white Jewish Star of Davids on her head.


If these pictures and GIF, don’t prove that Ariana Grande is a Satanist hell bent on spreading blasphemous depravity for the profit of Zionists I don’t know what will. Clearly the Muslim high council now has all the evidence it needs to issue a devastating fatwa condemning Ariana Grande for her brazen acts of heathen sluttery.

 

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Nicki Minaj Posts New Thong Booty Pic

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The creature known as Nicki Minaj just posted this new picture of her enormous mocha booty in a thong to her Twitter and Instagram accounts.


As you can see in this pic, Nicki Minaj is exhausted from lugging around her gigantic fake tits and ass, so she collapses on the floor and wearily looks up at the camera no doubt pleading with her master for a break from recording her moronic mumblings about sex which the infidels consider music.


Of course this sort of slothful behavior is to be expected, as Nicki Minaj’s owner clearly has no idea how to properly handle her and is in desperate need of a lesson from us Muslims. When dealing with a shiftless abid like Nicki, it is best to be liberal with the whip as that has been proven throughout history to the best motivator of the dirt skin people. Naturally one never wants to seriously damage one’s own property, but rest assured that Nicki’s plump leathery hide could safely take quite a beating.

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Ariana Grande Shows Her Down Under While Performing Down Under

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Ariana Grande once again shows off her tight little ass, but this time Ariana did it while performing in the “land down under” on the Austrian version of “American Idol”.


I’m sure Ariana Grande thought she was being all meta and cool flaunting her down under while performing down under like this, but let me assure her that like most heathen lands Australia is on the fast track to becoming a holy Muslim caliphate.


You see what Ariana doesn’t understand is that thanks to the liberal politics of the 1990’s and its love of “multiculturalism”, us Muslims were able to set ourselves up in every major infidel city including Australia’s capital of Sydney. In fact, Muslims are by far the fastest growing minority religion in Australia (due to our extremely high birth rate), and we already represent over 40% of the non-Christian population in Sydney.


So the next time Ariana Grande travels to Australia to bend over and stick out her sinful butt, don’t be surprised if a righteous Australian mujahideen shoves an IED up it.

 

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Nicki Minaj Promoting Sex And Violence With New Booty Pic

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Nicki Minaj promotes sex and violence with this new picture of her holding a gun while flaunting her enormous booty in a thong.


Nicki’s Zionist handlers know that the best way to profit off the brain dead infidel masses is to appeal to their basest instincts. That is why Western “culture” has degraded to the point were it is now nothing more than never ending allusions to either fighting or f*cking, or in the case of this Nicki Minaj photo, both.


When Islam finally conquers the West, and we spread our vastly superior culture to its lands Nicki Minaj will be taking photos in a full burka while holding up the holy Qur’an… Just kidding she’ll be working in the poppy fields with the other abids, but still you get the point that photos of Nicki like the one above and this other new one below of her spreading eagle in leather pants will be a thing of the past.


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Bella Thorne Is Subtle With Her Cleavage

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17-year-old former Disney star Bella Thorne is oh so subtle about flaunting her cleavage in this new photo she just posted to her Twitter.


As you can see, Bella’s smooth young breast is nearly falling out of her lace trimmed bra as she lays on her bed, and no doubt daydreams about us impossibly handsome and ruggedly masculine Muslim men.


Of course it is certainly natural for a girl Bella’s age to have certain “urges”… but that is mainly because she is in the twilight of her prime breeding years and has yet to reproduce. Why if Bella doesn’t start squirting out Muslim babies soon, it is doubtful that she’ll be able to produce more than 6 or 7 future Jihadists before she hits her mid-twenties and becomes far too old and unattractive to fornicate with.


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Yes Bella Thorne needs to stop wasting her time taking slutty pictures and shaking her tight teen booty in short shorts like in the GIF above, and go out and find her self a nice Muslim husband before her ovaries dry up and her uterus prolapses.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass And Miley Cyrus’ Nipple On Instagram

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Kim Kardashian just posted the photo above of her ass in a leoptard thong to her Instagram. Not one to ever be out done in the attention whoring department, Miley Cyrus responded by posting the photo below of her nipple in a see through bra to her Instagram.


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Of course the common denominator between these Kim and Miley photos (besides the herpes) is Instagram. Which should not be surprising as Instagram is a plague upon humanity and an insult to Islam.


Unfortunately us Muslims have yet to figure out how to defeat the Jew science and black magic behind Instagram. We have tried everything we could think of to destroy it, including bring up the app on our cell phones and then stoning it, dousing it in acid, and trying to cut off its head with our scimitars, but alas it was to no avail.


Let us pray to Allah that he smites Instagram soon less this vehicle for self-indulgent sluttery continue to persist, and more disturbing photos like Kim Kardashian’s and Miley Cyrus’ above come to light and offend our pious Muslim aesthetic.

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Katy Perry Strutting Her Booty On Stage

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Katy Perry shows off her thick shapely booty while strutting on stage in the GIF above.


It is clear from this GIF that Katy Perry desperately needs to get her ass plowed by a powerful Muslim man. Of course by “plowed” I mean Katy getting her large powerful rump hooked up to an actual plow and set to work on tilling the poppy fields before the rainy season.


However, us Muslims are not without compassion, and so if Katy Perry is able to use her meaty hindquarters to plow 10 hectares of land a day for a month, then she may be rewarded with a righteous butt blasting from a virile Muslim. After a month of hard back breaking labor her toned backside will no doubt love the feeling of being roughly torn open and getting its innards pulverized by an enormous Islamic meat scud.

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Emily Ratajkowski Drops Some Major Booty On Instagram

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Model Emily Ratajkowski gets wet, topless, and shows off her tight booty in not one but two photos which she just posted on Instagram.


In the first photo, Emily appears to be sporting some sort of poorly constructed adult diaper, as never has so much fabric covered so little. In the photo below, Emily shows off her ass in a more traditional thong while showering outdoors and cleaning herself with a shredded dish rag.


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Clearly Emily Ratajkowski hopes that by posting these ass pics she will entice a virile Muslim to stretch her anus with his enormous manhood. While the backside of any bacha bazi (dancing boy) is certainly far more alluring than Emily’s, the fact that from behind with her wet hair slicked back one could easily pretend that she is of an acceptable breeding age certainly raises her chances of getting a Muslim butt blasting.


However, once Emily has received her righteous rectal reaming she will want to get a better designed diaper, as the powerful thrusts of an immense Islamic meat scud will almost certainly make her incontinent for the next several months.

Selena Gomez Shows Her Bare Butt

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Selena Gomez shows off her smooth bare butt in the nude photo above.


Selena’s hairless bottom is as haram and offensive to Islam as the rest of her disgusting beaner body. If us Muslims wanted to see a tight bald ass we’d go visit one of our bacha bazis (dancing boys). Real women (like our Musliminas) all have a thick coat of dark erotic pubic hair covering their asses, and in some very rare and expensive cases they even have tails.


Yes there is certainly nothing even remotely pleasing about the sight of Selena Gomez’s rump in this photo, for it is far too feminine to be sexy and far too soft to be of any use pulling the plow. I’m sure the donkeys down in Selena’s hometown of Tijuana enjoy banging it, but us Muslims are considerably more discerning so we are going to have to give it a hard pass.

Jennifer Lopez Ft. Iggy Azalea ‘Booty’ Slow Motion Edit

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The video above is a slow motion edit of the infamous Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea “Booty” music video.


Unfortunately this “Booty” video simply had to be slowed down, as one could not adequately appreciate all of the depravity of JLo and Iggy’s jiggling cellulite in the original. However, be warned that watching the slow motion undulating of Jennifer’s rolls of ass flab is extremely hypnotizing, and one could easily find oneself completely entranced by this Puerto Rican butt blubber.


Yes there is no denying that there is something captivating about this slow motion “Booty” video, and this must be doubly true for the primitive Sub-Saharans, who’s love of enormous fat asses is well documented. In fact, the next time the police get caught on camera putting one of these abid thugs down, the authorities should just show this video on a loop to quell any unrest and prevent looting by the riled up dirt skin tribesman.

Close Up Video Of Katy Perry’s Ass

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The video above provides a close up look at Katy Perry’s ass as she bends over and struts around on stage singing about her lesboqueer sexscapades.


Seeing Katy squawking out of tune while she prostitutes her dumpy booty in this video just confirms that she is a completely talentless and utterly useless woman. For not only is her hindquarters far too puny and weak to adequately pull a plow, but the sound of her voice would certainly turn all of the goats’ milk sour.


Yes after getting a good look at Katy’s rump, I can now say with confidence that she is only suited for either working in the salt mines, or wearing the martyr vest. Of those two options the martyr vest is the less painful and more humorous way for her to go, as the “firework” jokes that would be made would certainly give us all a good chuckle.

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