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Olivia Munn Shows Off Her Tight Butt

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Olivia Munn shows off her tight butt while carrying what appears to be a giant sex toy through the jungle.


Olivia’s backside is certainly her best feature, and by taking part in manual labor in this photo she is showing her worth to us Muslim men. However, given her history of immorality one can not help but suspect that this giant board will soon be inserted into one of her orifices thus spoiling the scene.


Though Olivia Munn may make an excellent field slave, her dark past in the infidel West precludes her from ever knowing the joys of performing hours of back breaking labor while being violently sodomized by us powerful Muslim men. I’m afraid Olivia must live with the harsh repercussions of her actions.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Got Butt Implants

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It appears as though converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt has enhanced her backside with butt implants.


Normally us Muslims prefer our women to develop their posteriors the natural way by pulling the plow and digging wells. However, a woman of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s advanced age must maximize her booty potential quickly if she wants to remain employed as an anal concubine for us virile Muslim men.


Unlike the whore Kim Kardashian who’s butt implants are stuffed with fried chicken skin and watermelon seeds, Jennifer Love Hewitt used Islam approved butt implants which are filled with humus that was blessed by an imam.


Thus Jennifer’s ass now has the added benefit of emiting the pleasing aroma of chickpeas while providing a spiritual calm when getting stretched by a mighty Muslim’s meat sword.

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Minka Kelly Shows Off Her Tight Butt In Yoga Pants

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Minka Kelly shows off her tight little ass while wearing yoga pants in the photo above.


It boggles the mind that Minka Kelly is not a bigger name in the West since she has all the makings of a mega star, as she is attractive (by infidel standards) and a race traitor who use to sleep with mongrel baseball player Derek Jeter.


Really the only thing holding Minka Kelly back is that her sex tape has not been made public yet. Reportedly there is some issue with her not being 18-years-old at the time of its filming. It would be a real shame if a little thing like child pornography laws come in between Minka Kelly and superstardom.

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Pregnant Ass Got Even Fatter

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As you can see in the photo above, ever since Kim Kardashian got knocked up her already enormous ass has gotten even more enormouser.


Scientists in Tehran estimate that if Kim Kardashian’s pregnant booty continues to grow at its current rate, its gravitational pull will begin affecting the ocean’s tides sometime in early March.


Yes it is clear that Kim Kardashian’s rapidly expanding butt poses a real danger to humanity. Anything with that kind of concentrated mass can causes unspeakable damage, and one shutters to think of the devastation it will cause when Kim begins unleashing a steady stream of noxious pregnancy farts.

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Nicki Minaj Tweets Thong Booty Pics

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The creature known as Nicki Minaj tweeted the below photos of her gigantic booty in a thong bikini.


Clearly this Nicki Minaj butt display is part of some Western abid mating ritual, much like on the Serengeti when the female baboon’s ass turns bright red signaling that she is in heat.


Though she is obviously eager to breed, the male abid still must complete the mating ritual by complementing Nicki Minaj on her thickness, and then ply her with weed and sizzurp before attempting to mount her ample rump.

 

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Megan Fox Nude Booty Dance Video

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The video above of what looks like Megan Fox nude, bouncing her surprisingly ample butt has just been released to the Web.


Having struggled to get decent movie roles in recent years, this video appears to signal Megan Fox taking her career in a new direction by becoming a booty popping hoe in late night rap videos on BET.


Obviously the rap hoe business is extremely competitive, and Megan Fox is going to have to put in the work if she wants to make it. However, Megan shows great ass control in this video, so she should be able to develop a nice repertoire of booty popping, shaking, twerking, and body roll moves to land her steady work.

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Hayden Panettiere Shows How To Booty Dance

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Converted Muslimina Hayden Panettiere took the time out of her busy schedule to teach a group of aspiring whores and bacha bazi (dancing boys) the proper way to booty dance in the video above.


Hayden Panettiere’s dance moves are certainly halal as they are described in vivid detail in the holy Qur’an as being pleasing to the Prophet Muhammad.


It is a fine and noble act by Hayden Panettiere to pass on her extensive knowledge of Islam approved booty dance moves to the next generation. Allah will be most pleased with her for keeping this sacred Islamic tradition alive.

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Miley Cyrus’ Butt Hanging Out Of Her Short Shorts

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Multi-talented actress, singer, and converted Muslim, Miley Cyrus walks around the streets of LA with her butt hanging out of her short shorts in the photos below.


Once again Miley Cyrus is making a brilliant social commentary on the depraved nature of Western culture. By walking around in public with her ass cheeks hanging out Miley is exposing the wretchedness of the American people, as not one of them has the moral fortitude to stone her for this debauchery.


Yes Miley Cyrus in these short shorts pictures is like a mirror reflecting the immorality of the West, and it has inspired us true Muslims to double our efforts to wipe the great Satan America and its supporters off the face of the earth once and for all.

 

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Rihanna Posts A Pic Of Her Ass In A Jean Thong

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The jungle creature known as Rihanna took to Instagram to post this photo of her ass in the a jean thong.


Clearly the AIDS has seeped out of Rihanna’s sweaty hindquarters and eroded away the denim of her jeans. Only a thin sliver of fabric is being saved from the corrosive substance (though it probably wish it wasn’t) as it gets sucked into Rihanna’s gaping rectum.


Of course the infidels will love this Rihanna sweaty ass jean thong photo, as they worship this degenerate primitive she-beast. In fact Rihanna’s new single “Shake Dat AIDS Sweat Jean Thong” featuring Pitbull and Lil Wayne is #1 on iTunes right now.

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Miley Cyrus Tweets Doggy Style Pic

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Miley Cyrus just tweeted a photo of herself waiting for a virile Muslim man to come pound out her hindquarters in the doggy style sex position.


As a converted Muslim Miley Cyrus knows that the holy Qur’an states that a man must only have sex with a woman from behind.


Of course a true Muslim woman would be lying completely still with her eyes downcast while tears (presumably of joy) gently roll down her cheeks. However, Miley Cyrus’ mistakes can be easily corrected with more practice, and a few lashes with a whip made from stiff Nile reeds.

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Has Got Even Bigger

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As you can see in the photo above, Kim Kardashian’s fat ass appears to have grown even bigger.


This disturbing news could spell the end to the world, as scientists in Tehran have estimated that if Kim Kardashian’s butt keeps expanding at its current rate it will engulf most of the world by the fall of 2027.


It is unlikely that anyone would survive a world composed almost entirely of Kim Kardashian’s ass as the toxic fumes and ghetto AIDS emanating from it would almost certainly kill anyone it comes in contact with… except for maybe the Tyrones.

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Vanessa Hugens Shows Off Her Tight Butt In Booty Shorts

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Former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens shows off her tight butt while wearing booty shorts in the photos below.


Vanessa Hudgens has shown much potential with these pictures. If she is willing to renounce the false Jew God Jesus and accept Allah as her lord and master there may be a place for her in the Muslim world.


At 23-years-old Vanessa Hudgens is well past her reproductive prime, but with her tight rump she could still serve many useful purposes like pulling the plow, crushing figs for jam between her cheeks, and anal sex.

 

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Miley Cyrus Goes To A Slave Auction

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Muslimina Miley Cyrus examines what appears to be a female abid at a slave auction in Damascus.


Miley Cyrus understands that picking a good slave is no easy task as most Sub-Saharan’s are shiftless layabouts, so one most be thorough when appraising their value.


It is important to squeeze the rump to determine muscle density and plow pulling ability, as Miley Cyrus is doing in the photo above. However, by the expression on Miley’s face it looks as though she made the beginner’s mistake of breathing too deeply around the abid, who’s stink can be quite potent.


Hopefully Allah will take pity on Miley Cyrus and guide her to a fruitful purchase of a robust abid that will be able to get her poppy crop planted before the rainy season.

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Top 25 Celebrity Butt Photos Of 2012

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2012 has been another banner year for degenerate celebrity depravity. As proof, below are the top 25 celebrity butt photos taken in the year 2012. One can only hope that next year’s list will feature less bikinis and more burkas.

 

#25 Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Kristen Stewart Naked Photo Leaked

Kristen Stewart Taking Her Panties Off

Kristen Stewart & Emma Watson Caught Scissoring
Kristen Stewart butt


 

#24 Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Eva Longoria Naked In Bed

Eva Longoria Shows Off Her Butt In A Bikini

Keira, Alyson, Michelle, Jessica, & Eva At Topless Sex Party
Eva Longoria butt


 

#23 Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Olivia Wilde Lesbian Sex Pic Leaked

Olivia Wilde Stripper Video And Pics

Olivia Wilde Naked On A Couch
Olivia Wilde butt


 

#22 Nina Dobrev
Nina Dobrev

 


2012 Notable Stories:


No stories for 2012, so we must double our efforts in finding dirt on this blatant celebrity whore.

Nina Dobrev butt


 

#21 Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Mila Kunis Photographed Having Sex With Ashton

Mila Kunis Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

Mila Kunis Dirty Car Pics
Mila Kunis butt


 

#20 Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Jennifer Lawrence Looking Fat In A Bikini

Jennifer Lawrence Naked Pic For “The Hunger Games”

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With A Vibrator
Jennifer Lawrence butt


 

#19 Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Jessica Alba Wears Completely See Through Bikini

Jessica Alba Doggy Style Sex Pic

Jessica Alba Sex Tape Video
Jessica Alba butt


 

#18 Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape Video

Scarlett Johansson Does New Naked Photo

Scarlett Johansson Asked To Sign Semen Stained Pic
Scarlett Johansson butt


 

#17 Rihanna
Rihanna

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Rihanna Poses Topless For Album Cover

Rihanna Gets Naked For GQ Magazine

Rihanna Shows Her Tits In Mesh Top
Rihanna butt


 

#16 Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Rachel Bilson Old Lady In A Bikini Pics

Rachel Bilson Private Pic Cleavage
Rachel Bilson butt


 

#15 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Paris Hilton’s Triumphant Return To The Spotlight

Paris Hilton Caught In Bed With Lil Wayne
Paris Hilton butt


 

#14 Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Kristen Bell Spreads Her Legs In Naked Pic

Kristen Bell Lesbian Sex With Kristen Stewart

Hayden Panettiere & Kristen Bell Share A Man
Kristen Bell butt


 

#13 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Selena Gomez Self Shot Topless Pic Leaked

Selena Gomez Gives A Handjob Video

Selena Gomez Gets Naked To Show Off Her Tan
Selena Gomez butt


 

#12 Katy Perry
Katy Perry

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Katy Perry Bikini Camel Toe

Katy Perry Smiling Nude Pic

Leaked Pic Of Katy Perry Having Sex
Katy Perry butt


 

#11 Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Vag In Concert

Miley Cyrus No Panties Upskirt Pic

Miley Cyrus Spread Naked On A Bed
Miley Cyrus butt


 

#10 Ireland Baldwin
Ireland Baldwin

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Ireland Baldwin Thong Bikini Pics
Ireland Baldwin butt


 

#9 Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Kim Kardashian Wears See Through Skirt No Panties

Kim Kardashian Slutty Lingerie Pics

Kanye West Tweets Nude Kim Kardashian Pic
Kim Kardashian butt


 

#8 Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Leighton Meester Thong Bikini Pics
Leighton Meester butt


 

#7 Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Victoria Justice & Ariana Grande Weird Sex Act

Victoria Justice Banged By Muhammad’s Ghost

Victoria Justice Topless In Jeans
Victoria Justice butt


 

#6 Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Hayden Panettiere Sex Tape Video

Hayden Panettiere Classy Nude Photo

Hayden Panettiere Photographed Undressing
Hayden Panettiere butt


 

#5 Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Vanessa Hudgens Is A Stripper Now

Vanessa Hudgens Gets A Facial

New Vanessa Hudgens Naked Picture Leaked
Vanessa Hudgens butt


 

#4 Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Ashley Tisdale Thong Bikini Pic
Ashley Tisdale butt


 

#3 Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Butt In The Ocean
Jessica Biel butt


 

#2 Sofia Vergara
Sofia Vergara

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Sofia Vergara Caught Flaunting Her Cleavage

Sofia Vergara Deepthroats A Banana

Sofia Vergara Shows Her Nipples In GQ Mexico
Sofia Vergara butt


 

#1 Shakira
Shakira

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Shakira Flaunts Her Breasts On Video

Shakira Upskirt Vagina Slip

Shakira Thong Bikini Pics
Shakira butt


 

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Lucy Hale Shows Promise In Bikini Pics

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“Pretty Little Liars” star Lucy Hale shows promise in these bikini pictures from Hawaii.


Lucy Hale appears to have a quite sturdy rump. With her robust hindquarters Lucy Hale would make a fine field slave as she could use her powerful buttock to pull the plow through the toughest muck.


Who knows, if Lucy Hale’s booty continues to develop, after a few years of field work she may get promoted to the illustrious position of a Muslim’s “anal only concubine”. With bikini pictures like these the future certainly appears to be bright for Lucy Hale.

 

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Demi Lovato Gets Her Ass Felt Up On Stage

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Former Disney star and current “The X-Factor” judge Demi Lovato gets her butt felt up while performing in the video above.


It is a good thing Demi’s hamburglar-looking homoqueer backup dancer probably already has AIDS, or he’d get infected by grinding on Demi Lovato’s enormous ass. Demi’s booty appears to have gotten so big that if she were to back that thing up and then drop it like its hot, she’d certainly shatter this guy’s pelvis.


Demi Lovato should go back to being a bulimic. Not that she was skinny back then, but at least her ass didn’t look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

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Jennifer Lawrence Belly Dancing In Spandex

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Jennifer Lawrence gyrates her spandex covered ass while belly dancing in the video above.


This is an outrage! How dare an infidel whore like Jennifer Lawrence perform a holy Muslim belly dance!


Besides Jennifer Lawrence is not even doing the dance right. The belly dancer is supposed to be reciting verses from the Qur’an, and calling on martyrs to kill the Zionist invaders. That is the best part, without it what is the point of even doing the dance?


However, I’ll give Jennifer Lawrence some credit, seeing her belly dance does at least inspire me to violence against one infidel… her.

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Kim Kardashian Post-Pregnancy Swimsuit Booty Pic

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Kim Kardashian took to her Instagram to post a photo of her enormous post-pregnancy booty in a swimsuit.


This will no doubt be just the first of many slutty photos to come from Kim Kardashian in the next few weeks, as she has over 9 months of attention whoring to make up for.


Add to that the fact that Kim Kardashian’s sex life has slowed considerably with both football and basketball seasons now in full swing, and you have the conditions for a perfect storm of Kim Kardashian social media whoring. So batten down the hatches brothers we are in for a bumpy butt of a ride.

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Eva Longoria’s Tight Ass In Spandex Pants

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Eva Longoria shows off her tight old ass in spandex pants in the photos below.


As a 38-year-old Mexican woman Eva Longoria is quite the anomaly, as she hasn’t birthed dozens of welfare recipients and her ass isn’t as wide as the Rio Grande.


Perhaps the infidel scientists should study Eva Longoria, and try to figure out how despite being Mexican she has managed to not be a drain on society. Us Muslims on the other hand will study these Eva Longoria spandex ass pics, and try to determine how many rocks we should bounce off her noggin.

 

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Shakira Ass Shaking Compilation Video

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The video above is a high definition ass shaking compilation from Shakira.


For those who don’t know Shakira is a pop star and Mexican whore who sings like a Muppet, and who only became famous by poorly imitating the seductive hip movements of superior Muslim women.


After repeated viewings of this Shakira ass shaking compilations it is clear that she holds no value for us Muslims, as her famous hips are still far too narrow to take the tremendous girth of our enormous manhoods. When Islam finally takes over Shakira will be shaking her ass for a different reason when she is shipped off to a slut recycling plant to be turned into fertilizer or discount camel feed.

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