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Iggy Azalea vs. McKayla Maroney: All White Booty Battle

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Rapper Iggy Azalea took to social media to show off her surgically enhanced backside while wearing an all white swimsuit in the photo above. Not to be outdone, former US Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney took up Iggy’s challenge and also shared a photo of her backside while wearing all white in the photo below.


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Of course there really is no competition between these two bootys, as Iggy’s is a flabby monstrosity which was constructed from injections of fried chicken grease and watermelon juice, and is swollen with nig nog AIDS. While McKayla’s on the other hand is remarkably tight and round due to years of hard work in the gym spent propelling her nubile frame through the air.


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Yes of these two rumps only McKayla’s is worthy of the tremendous honor of having a Muslim’s enormous meat scud thrust up deep inside of it. And by the looks of McKayla’s nipples when her photo is x-rayed (above and below), it is clear that she is eagerly anticipating the glorious day when she is roughly bent over and gets to experience her first Islamic anal stretching.


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Kate Upton Nude Photo Shoot And B-Day Booty Cheeks

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Model Kate Upton celebrates her upcoming 50th birthday by releasing the completely nude photo shoot outtakes below.

 

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As an unwed barren woman of advancing years it is not surprising to see Kate Upton trying to recapture her lost youth with these nude photos. Unfortunately for Kate “Father Time” has clearly not been kind to her, as even back then she looked like a flabby big tittied beached whale.


This point is further reiterated in the candid photos below of Kate celebrating her birthday last night by stumbling around New York City drunk with her sagging booty cheeks and sloppy pussy lips on display.

 

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It is obvious from these photos that Kate Upton is well past her prime, and that this slutty midlife crisis of hers is causing us pious Muslims much ocular distress. Perhaps we could come to some sort of compromise with Kate were she agrees to immediately cover her rapidly aging body with a burka, and in exchange we don’t turn her midlife crisis into an end of life solution.

Ariana Grande, Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne: Butt Cheek Battle

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Three of heathen Hollywood’s biggest whores, Ariana Grande, Ariel Winter, and Bella Thorne, brazenly flaunt their butt cheeks in the photos below. Of course it is not that great of a coincidence that Ariana, Ariel, and Bella all had their booty meat out flapping in the breeze at the same time, for between the three of them they are responsible for at least 80% of all non-Kardashian related celebrity attention whoring.


First up we have Ariana Grande who shows off her tight round little ass cheeks while onstage in Paris. Hopefully the next time that Ariana performs in Paris she will book the Bataclan Theatre, so us righteous Muslims can burst in with out AK-47s and put on a real show.

 

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Next up we have “Modern Family” star Ariel Winter who not only shows off her fat sloppy ass cheeks, but also nearly kills acting legend Burt Reynolds when she airs out her stinking skank lady cave right in his face in the photos below.

 

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Last and probably least we have Bella Thorne who flaunts her tight teen butt and fake titties in a yellow bikini in the tragic photos below… For shortly after they were taken that inflatable swan had to be down when it contracted a nasty case of incurable militant gonorrhea from Bella straddling its neck.

 

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Josephine Skriver Nude And Ass Photos Compilation

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Danish Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver is currently the top nude and ass model in the Western world.


However, even with her perfectly formed booty making numerous magazine appearances there is one illustrious publication that still eludes her… Of course I am talking about the #1 men’s magazine in the Islamic world “Field And Plow Weekly”.


Yes Josephine will not be able to call herself a “super model” until her taut round rump in a burka graces the cover of “Field And Plow Weekly”. So to assist her in this noble career ambition we have compiled her best nude and ass photos below, as a sort of showcase portfolio for the editors of the magazine to review. Granted Josephine is showing a sickening amount of sinful skin in these pics, but one can imagine just how good she would look on camera with a thick wool burka covering her body as her powerful bulbous hindquarters drives a plow through the muddy earth.

 

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Daisy Ridley Shows Off Her Completely Naked Ass

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Daisy Ridley gives us a preview of what we can expect from her in the next “Star Wars” movie, as she bends over a chair and spreads open her butt cheeks in the nude photo above.


Us Muslims certainly wouldn’t have to use “the force” to pillage Daisy’s stink holes with our mighty man lightsabers, for she is clearly a willing whore. However, we would definitely need to use a good amount of force to fit our enormous meat scuds all the way inside of Daisy’s tight little rectal hole.


Luckily for Daisy the force is strong with all Muslim men, and we would not stop thrusting until we completely demolished her anus death star, and then blasted our essence deep inside of her lower intestine. For having only dealt with pathetically tiny limp-dick infidel men, Daisy has no idea of the power that she can feel inside of her dark side.

Kylie Jenner Booty Cheeks Swimsuit Video

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Kylie Jenner flaunts her booty cheeks in a swimsuit while humping a giant pair of inflatable lips in the disturbing video above.


Of course being part of the Kardasian clan Kylie already had a natural propensity for the whoring her bloated backside, but add in the fact that like most of her kin she is a degenerate mudshark skank and Kylie is compelled to parade her ass around 24/7.


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Just look at Kylie showing off her butt in a tight white dress in her latest Instagram photo above. With a look like this Kylie doesn’t even need to caption it “bend me over and bang with your big black ashy AIDS infected dong”, but of course she does so anyway.


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Yes Kylie is completely obsessed with prostituting her protruding posterior, and she has even gone as far as to elicit corporate sponsors like Puma to financially support her addiction. Rest assured that in response to this us Muslims will boycott all Puma track pants… and behead an actual puma.

Selena Gomez In Concert Ass Video

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As you can see in the photo above and video below, Selena Gomez is currently traveling the world prostituting her ass in concert for her “Revival Tour”.



It must be difficult for Selena Gomez to be onstage without a donkey by her side like she use to have in her performances back in her hometown of Tijuana, Mexico. Yes Selena has had to learn a whole new stage show now that she is a mainstream star, and so instead of simply getting her ass pounded out by “El Grande Burro” Selena now must utilize her backside by strutting it across the stage in shiny tight slut suits.


Even though Selena clearly misses her donkey friends, she almost certainly enjoys not being pelted with empty tequila bottles and making an extra 3 pesos every night now that she no longer has to share her tips with barn animals. Of course Selena’s current live show is lacking in the electric sexual chemistry which helped make her the Friday night headliner at many of the top donkey show venues in Tijuana.

Ariel Winter Is An Ass Obsessed Skank

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To the surprise of absolutely no one, 18-year-old “Modern Family” star Ariel Winter has become an ass obsessed skank and an aspiring mudshark whore.


As you can see in the photo above and the ones below, Ariel simply can not stop flaunting her flabby booty cheeks on camera. Add to that the fact that Ariel recently announced on Instagram that she is currently single by using a Kim Kardashian GIF, and it is clear that the inevitable has finally happened and like all fugly chunky white girls with daddy issues Ariel now lusts after Sub-Saharan schlong.


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Of course with her bloated backside and cellulite riddled thunder thighs Ariel is irresistible to all black men, and she will no doubt soon be getting a train run on her in some Compton crack house.


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Unfortunately for Ariel her coal burning ways will be short lived (literally), for like all women who lay with the dirt skins she will contract the AIDS and her T-cell count will drop lower then Modern Family’s ratings last season. For AIDS is a gift from Allah used to punish the blasphemous race mixers (and sodomites).


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Nina Agdal Thong Bikini Video For America

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Supermodel Nina Agdal shows off her tight round ass in a thong bikini for America in the video above from the 4th of July.


Nina is completely wasting her time flaunting her booty cheeks in this thong to the depraved American infidels, as recent studies out of Tehran have shown that 97% of American males are flaming homoqueers. The only thing Nina’s taut ass is going to do is make these degenerate Yankee doodle dandies jealous that their own gaping rectums are so pounded out that it whistles “God Bless America” when they walk.


If Nina wants her ass appreciated then she should try making a video pandering to the great Islamic nation of Saudi Arabia. Of course she will have to make some changes to her presentation by putting on a burka and performing manual labor. However, Nina is much more likely to get the vigorous butt banging she so clearly desires once she has titillated us virile Muslim men with a couple nice scenes of her shapely rump pulling a plow through the hot desert sands.

Dakota Fanning And Elle Fanning’s Sisterly Slut Off

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22-year-old Dakota Fanning and her 18-year-old sister Elle Fanning took their sibling rivalry to a dangerously depraved level when they tried to out slut one another in the photos below.


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First up we have big sister Dakota who shows off her wonky tits while braless in a see through shirt. Of course these are the same nipples that Steven Spielberg shot his pathetically small and watery Jew load onto 14 years ago when he “discovered” Dakota Fanning and cast her in the lead role of his “Taken” miniseries (and then again 3 years later in his blockbuster film “War of the Worlds”)


Not to be outdone, little sister Elle decides to go her own route and flaunt her taut teen tummy and ass in a pair of bright red spandex pants in the photos below.

 

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With Dakota Fanning’s illustrious past being violated by some of the most powerful pedos in Hollywood, and Elle Fanning’s bright future in which she is set to star in 9 films over the next 12 months; it is easy to see why these sisters are so jealous of one another. Unfortunately for them, who wins their little bitter whore squabble won’t mean much when they are dragged before a Sharia court for these brazen crimes against morality.

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs vs Hilary Duff’s Booty In A MILF Bikini Battle

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Jessica Simpson shows off her massive bulbous boobies while Hilary Duff showcases her meaty thighs and thick booty chicks in the MILF (Mother I’d Like to Flog) bikini pics below.


First up in this MILF bikini battle we have Jessica Simpson who lays around on the beach with her engorged udders spilling out of her bikini top.

 

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In response to Jessica’s challenge, Hilary Duff also takes to the beach in a bikini and flaunts her shapely fat ass in the photos below.

 

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Of course it is completely subjective to say who won this MILF bikini battle between Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff. For if one were in need of an additional nurse maid for their litter of future Jihadist babies then Jessica and her bulbous milk wagons are the clear winners. However, if one were looking for a woman to till the fields by pulling the plow then Hilary and her powerful legs and rump are obviously the winners.


The only thing that can be said for certain is that since neither Jessica nor Hilary is being put to good use by a Muslim man then both of them are complete and utter losers, and they will burn in the hellfire for all eternity for squandering their Allah given talents.

Ariel Winter’s Sloppy Ass And Hard Nips

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18-year-old “Modern Family” star Ariel Winter flaunts her sloppy fat ass in a pair of cut off shorts while stumbling drunk out of a night club in the photos below.


Ariel Winter is fast becoming the latest and greatest former child star turned disgusting gutter skank. For not only did she spend her night prostituting her flabby rump, but the next day she woke up hungover after (no doubt) getting her stink holes pumped full of at least a half dozen different men’s ball juice, still aroused with her erect nipples on display in the last three photos below.


Clearly after years of abuse on the set of “Modern Family” Ariel has become obsessed with sex, and now her sinful loins burn with a nearly insatiable desire. Of course only the powerful meat hoses of us virile Muslims could quench Ariel’s fiery loins. However, since pigs are haram we would never stick it in this big tittied sow.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Getting Her Ass Played With On Video

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Model Emily Ratajkowski has been flaunting her world-class titties on social media in photos like the one above for quite some time now. However, yesterday her friend posted the video below of Emily getting her plump round ass played with on Snapchat.



After seeing this video of Emily’s thick booty meat being grabbed and spanked it is clear that Emily is the complete package, and so she is worthy of the tremendous honor of serving in a powerful Muslim’s harem.


And so I contacted Emily’s agent and had him set up a dinner meeting with Emily so that I could discuss the terms of her sexual servitude… which I may have hinted was actually a movie deal with Sony.


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Regardless of what pretext I used to get the date, when Emily showed up dressed with her boobies hanging out I knew that as a cocksman and virile Muslim Emily would not be able to resist my charm and I would soon be sealing the deal… And that is just what I did! I am happy to report that not long after the photo above was taken I slipped some eye of the poppy into Emily’s Jager shot, and dragged her unconscious body out of the restaurant, stuffed her in the trunk of my car, and drove her back to my apartment. Score!

Katy Perry Flaunts Her Tits And Ass Rehearsing At The DNC

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Tonight is the final night of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia (thank Allah), and pop star and huge Hillary Clinton supporter Katy Perry will be taking the stage to perform her new hit song “Rise”.


Katy Perry was caught on camera rehearsing her performance for tonight’s show, and as you can see in the video below Katy flaunts her tits during a sound check and then later comes out in full costume (minus her panties) and proceeds to brazenly display her plump round ass.



It is not surprising that Katy is going all out for her pal Hillary, for Katy has been quite vocal that she thinks it is “super awesome” that Hillary may become President because according to her analysis of the issues “Hillary is a woman. Girl power yay!”.


No word yet if this degenerate bare ass display is going to make it past the network censors and into the live performance, but if it does then Katy will certainly win the election for Hillary and thus help bring in many more of us righteous Muslims into the future caliphate of Americastan.

Kelly Rohrbach Seduces A Valet With Her Bare Ass

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Kelly Rohrbach, star of the upcoming “Baywatch” movie remake, tries to seduce a Mexican valet by displaying her bare ass while bending over in front of him in the photos below.


Really the only way that Kelly could be more obvious that she wants this fat little river coon to come up to her place and eat out her lady taco is if she had a bowl of guacamole sticking out of her ass crack. For his part this wetback tries to resist Kelly’s brazen advances, but when she threatens to report him to INS he gives in and heads up to her apartment with her.


Sadly after Kelly Rohrbach had her way with his tiny man churro she sent him packing with not so much as a peso for his troubles. No doubt so distraught by the ordeal this border bandit went home, packed up his wife and 15 children, and self-deported back to Mexico… Clearly with horny sluts like Kelly Rohrbach on the prowl the United States might not even need to build a wall.

 

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Beyonce Ass Shaking In Concert Video

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The monstrous she-boon known only as “Beyonce” can be seen savagely shaking her bloated hindquarters while performing in concert in the video above.


By performing the primitive mating dance of her people, Beyonce is signaling to potential male suitors that she is in heat. While her female ancestors could simply walk around with their bright red asses on display to signal fertility, Beyonce must rhythmically jiggle her booty flesh while screeching loudly into a microphone to indicate her impending ovulation and desire to fornicate.


Unfortunately animals like Beyonce are almost always in search of insemination, and so we are constantly being subjected to their gyrating bulbous booties. Thankfully once these creatures have been hooked up to a plow and given a hard lashing with stiff Nile reeds, their powerful rumps can be harnessed for good and set to work tilling the land on a Muslim’s vast poppy farm.

Kylie Jenner Flaunting Her Booty In A Lace Jumpsuit

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Kylie Jenner flaunts her bloated teen gypsy booty cheeks in a lace jumpsuit in the photo above and Snapchat video below.



Kylie isn’t even being fair to the poor primitive dirt skin males that she hunts, as their already extremely weak will power stands no chance of holding up against the sight of Kylie’s obvious daddy issues and engorged white girl hindquarters in this outfit.


Yes this Kylie Jenner lace jumpsuit proves once and for all that when it comes to blasphemous interracial relations, mudsharks are the apex predators. No doubt wearing this outfit out to “da club” Kylie had the pick of nig nog rapper and basketball players to inseminate her with future meal tickets. Of course Kylie doesn’t need the money from the child support payments, but like the old saying goes “A mudshark can’t change her spots… because those spots are most likely herpes and that shit is for life.”

Taylor Swift In Booty Shorts vs. Katy Perry In Panties In An Ass Battle

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Former friends turned bitter rivals, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry battle it out by showcasing their asses in the photos below.


First up we have Katy Perry who flashes her panties covered plump rump while riding a bicycle in the upskirt pic below. This is a strong showing by Katy, however sadly moments after this photo was taken the bicycle contracted a militant strain of gonorrhea and had to be put down.


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In response to this Katy Perry ass challenge, Taylor Swift hit the streets of New York in tiny spandex booty shorts which highlight her blossoming tight little turd cutter in the photos below.

 

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It is difficult to say which butt won this battle. Both have their admirable qualities, as Katy’s larger hindquarters would be useful for pulling the plow, and Taylor’s tiny tush is perfect for filling in for a bacha bazi (dancing boy) in a pinch. However, since both backsides are attached to brazen whores it doesn’t really matter who’s shit box is better, for in the end they are going to get lapidated just the same.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Boobs And Booty For Her Black Birthday Party

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Kylie Jenner flaunts her bloated boobs and booty in a bikini at her black girl birthday party in the photos below.


Despite turning 19-years-old Kylie Jenner still has clearly not figured out that she isn’t an abid shit skin. For not only does she braid her hair in cornrows, but she poses with her ass sticking out with her she-boon friends.

 

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Like many overweight white girls with daddy issues Kylie suffers from racial identity issues, and thinks that just because nig nogs are depraved enough to want to pound her sin holes then it must mean that she has some sort of soulful connection with the black race. Of course even though Kylie is Armenian which are basically the coons of Europe, it does not mean she has a bond with the black’s primitive heritage.


If blacks ever want to advance as a race the first step is for their males to get their dicks under control, and stop embarrassing themselves banging pudgy mentally deranged gutter skank mudsharks like Kylie Jenner.

McKayla Maroney’s Remarkable Ass Brings Home The Gold

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Former gold medal winning US Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney puts on a remarkable ass display on the set of “Good Morning America” in the video above and photos below.


Normally us Muslims condemn women who take part in sports, as their energy could be put to more productive use performing field work and birthing future Jihadist babies, but female gymnasts like McKayla Maroney certainly do sculpt pleasingly tight figures.

 

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In fact, I was so impressed with McKayla’s bulbous booty cheek performance on “Good Morning America” that I dispatched an envoy to her father to offer him 3 gold dinars for his daughter to come serve as an anal concubine in my harem. A more than generous amount to pay to be sure, but my fig farm has been bountiful this season and so I have some money to play around with. Plus in-between rectal poundings McKayla and her powerful rump can be hooked up to the plow, and she’ll end up paying for herself in no time.


So once again McKayla Maroney has brought home the gold, and she didn’t even have to travel to the Zika infested third world hellhole of Brazil to do it.

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